After leaving Ayr the tourists headed to the east coast and the brooding Scottish capital, Edinburgh. We checked into the YHA and took a stroll towards Princess St. James White showed a more flamboyant side when he paid a visit to one of the more theatrical districts of Edinburgh on the way. Izaac Johnson had a heart felt reunion with Wayne after he was abducted from the YHA toilet. In the evening the boys went underground in the old town on a guided tour of Edinburgh vault; an area that had been lost for hundreds of years and rediscovered in the 1980s. The guide was able to tell us about various gruesome executions, punishments and the devastating effects of the plague. This proved inspirational for the coaching staff that later convened the first sitting of the Kangaroo Court. Misdemeanours such as lack of punctuality, slow wittedness and the inability to keep possession of gear were dealt with swiftly by the Honourable Judge Golder. As a result, the folk outside Edinburgh Castle and along the Royal Mile were entertained by the Australian Rugby Boys’ Choir and the All Saints break dancing posse led by a more than capable Kane Fitzgerald and an enthusiastic Jack Boenke.
After the castle tour we headed to North Berwick Rugby Club and had a decent two hour training session to work on our scrum and backline cohesion in particular. Mr Golder and Mr Nolan showed they have lost none of their skills in a devastating five minute rugby rampage and are now just starting to walk without noticeable limps. The boys were picked up by their billet families and spent their first night in the beautiful North Berwick.
The next day we headed back to Edinburgh for shopping and sightseeing. Later that day we prepared for the second tour game against North Berwick. Brett and Sharon Boenke were a welcome addition to Jim, our bus driver on the sidelines as members of the All Saints supporters’ group. The locals proved a very physical and abrasive opponent; just the challenge our boys required. After twenty minutes scores were level at seven apiece but as our injury toll grew and the North Berwick boys ground on, they were able to open up a significant lead. To our credit, the boys maintained intensity in defence and the physical contest right until the final whistle. Many boys finished the game playing in unfamiliar positions but showed Australian ticker and never gave up. Jake Power and Jack Boenke were our try scorers and Luke Alker slotted two conversions. The final score was 32-14 to North Berwick.
Many thanks go to the North Berwick coach, Dougy Walsh, club stalwart Ken McCauley and the billet families for their warm hospitality. We really appreciate the way they have embraced comparative strangers from across the world. We have much to learn from the club culture and tradition demonstrated in Scotland.
Mr Bales’s absurd diatribes about English sporting prowess and the temperate English climate are increasing and signal our proximity to the English border. The boys are sore and weary and Izaac has his passport ready for the border crossing as we head for England and the sacred ground of Lindisfarne and Durham later today. Thanks for following the blog and please keep posting your comments. Thanks Neil McCallum; we have booked Jazz in for some counselling when we return to All Saints!
Outstanding post! Very informative & entertaining! Grind on Saints!
ReplyDeleteI must say that initially i was not convinced that you guys were indeed in the UK! And I was not alone! Some of the footage that we have seen is remarkably like the area around Yatala! And I could have sworn that on Monday I saw the noggins of Alker & Gentle peering out of a dilapidated bus chugging around Pimpama! But there is no question now - there is no way you guys would sing & dance like that in Oz!
Just to let you know Jazz that you are not adopted & Amanda is your real mother. That being said it would be nice if you called her. She just sits in your bedroom beside your cowboy fort with all the Lego men, hugging your favourite giant stuffed smurf, waiting for the phone to ring. I wanted to mms you a picture of her but every time I said 'smile' she would cover her face with your Buzz Lightyear helmet.
May the Kangaroo Court and the good Judge Golder exact significant & memorable penalties on the great unwashed!
Neil
Hi Nicky Bill (Oygle, First Born, Farquarson)
ReplyDeleteSee if we can meet at yum cha near the London Eye next Friday the 8th April at around 2pm. I have my phone on roam send me a text if you can 0411967783. I leave in the morning for sunny London!!
hope you're having a great time,
Love Aunty Julie
Hey you know what Friday is!!!! Going by the shenanigans so far Friday will be a bit mental for you guys!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry McCallum Family when they get to Wales they will have to answer to the Welsh Dragon Court!!!! LOTS OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!! P.S. Lads stay away from Greggs the bakers or you will all go home like Homer Simpson! (in both mind and body) believe me DOHE!!!!! from the Mumfies (Ben Mumfords Family) BTW only option in England WIN EVERY GAME!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIMPORTANT TOURIST INFORMATION!!! ENGLAND is closed on the 1st, 3rd and last Friday of April, June and September! All non British Nationals please enter Wales or Scotland via the shortest route or go to the nearest port and go to France from the East coast or Ireland from the West coast! Your cooperation is much appreciated!!!
ReplyDeleteHi to all the boys, tried to post a couple of times but had no luck hopefully this one works.
ReplyDeleteHave fun and be safe.
Love Weir Family xxo
Hey Guys, Sounds like we're not alone having trouble posting comments, sounds like you're all having a great time, the break dancing was very special!! Lachlan I can only guess you're still with the group, haven't heard from you??? Keep having a good time....Cheers George & Viv
ReplyDeleteEarth to Jay! Earth to Jay! Come in Jay!
ReplyDeleteWe have marvelled at Neil McCallum's use of language and comedy to embarrass Jazz to phone home.
Two can play that game Jay!
The updates & videos are awesome! Looks like you are having so much fun!!
ReplyDeleteLuke, I just checked your travel money card – what’s going on?? You haven’t spent any money??
You woke me up at 3am this morning to ask what account it is & you still didn’t spend any money!!
Hope you are all having fun, good luck in the next game.
miss you, love Mum, Dad & Jake xxx
It's great for you to take Rugby Tours. Have tou also tried 6 Nations packages?
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